It's funny when guys think they're as big and powerful as I am and they think they can take me on and somehow win. Not only am I the biggest in town, I'm the strongest, I'm experienced and I know all the moves to take an opponent down. It doesn't matter how talented or fast they think they are in the ring, when they're up against my power they always lose, and my Alpha wrestler [...]
I love it when I hear a buddy of mine talking sex like he's God's gift to women. They do one kinky thing and suddenly they're a sexual genius. Most of the time I let it slide, but this straight muscle guy I work with had been pissing me off all week about getting kinky with his girlfriend and it was driving me insane. All he'd done was have some food play and use ice [...]
When I was a kid I dreamed of having superhero powers. Maybe that's one of the reasons I became such an alpha muscle master? You have to admit, I look fucking hot in a skin-tight suit. Wearing something like that isn't what gives me the powers I have, though. When I say "powers", I really mean it. I can walk into a room and immediately know who I can control just by the way they [...]
These days most people don't seem to know their neighbours, but I like to know who's living next to me. That's why when a new couple moved in I went 'round to say hello. The woman was nice, but right away I could tell the guy was a little bitch. He's one of those guys who obeys his missus and does what he's told. He was trying to be my best buddy straight away, asking [...]
